This Poor Lotus (Updated)

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06/27/2016 at 17:32 • Filed to: Lotus, Vandalized

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A photographer friend, Christopher Oates, spotted this on the streets of New York City on Sunday while out at PrideFest. Now, I know the last one of these scorned-lover paint jobs turned out to be a publicity stunt, but I’m guessing this one isn’t.

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The use of the term “fuckboy” is usually frowned upon in the advertising world. Well, I don’t know that for sure, but it’s a good guess. I just don’t see that idea being green-lit by someone. But this Lotus was already defaced by some obnoxious advertising, so maybe it’s a stunt. Either way, shead a tear for this poor Lotus as it’s been a victim of two defacings.

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UPDATE: I found their Instagram account.

It looks like they set their Instagram account to private not too long after I posted their pic here. I did, however, get a screen shot.

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I’ll leave the now private Instagram post up in case it goes public again.

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DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! CB > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 13:17

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I think it might be advertising? Why would they write hoe in the same spots on either side of the rear? Seems a little too consistent for vitriolic rage. As well, it seems like there’s ads for some sort of drink company on the side, and having those on the side of a car if this went viral might be a big plus for business.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 13:20

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Hmmm. ‘fuck8oy’ and ‘hoe’, one associated with a male and one associated with a female. Also convenient advertising on the rear quarters of the car.

What’s the bets ‘H2O Nemos’, gets a massive number of web hits while people try to find a picture of the owner with the car.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 13:22

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Yeah, I’m calling publicity stunt of some sort. That does not look like the rage scribbling of someone.


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 13:22

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My first hit on google for H20_Nemos is an instagram account that’s been taken down. There wasn’t a whole lot else. If there isn’t much for a web presence on any thing else on the car, I guess this tagging is the real deal.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > just-a-scratch
06/27/2016 at 13:40

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The drink thing seems to be some sort of possibly illegal, homemade frozen alcoholic beverage that gets sold on the street or out of shady stores.


Kinja'd!!! Nerd-Vol > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 13:40

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How difficult is spray paint to remove?

Could a bit of polish have it off?


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Svend
06/27/2016 at 13:41

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I’ve been called a “hoe”. Just sayin’.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/27/2016 at 13:42

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There does seem to be a good amount of over-spray.


Kinja'd!!! TractorPillow > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 13:42

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Ah the 72d. Very pretty in person. The black is metallic with gold flake. Gorgeous.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 13:43

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Probably a publicity stunt


Kinja'd!!! Svend > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 13:45

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Is ‘hoe’ not a female specific derogatory term over there?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 13:47

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Definitely a publicity stunt. In addition to what others have been saying, no rich person, especially with a Lotus, comes out to their recently-defaced car and thinks, “Oh no! That’s the only car I have! I have no choice but to drive it and then park it in a highly visible place! Woe is me!”

It’s cute but yeah there’s no way this isn’t a publicity stunt.


Kinja'd!!! Captain_Overboost > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 16:06

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These days EVERYTHING is some fuckstick looking for 15 mins of internet fame. So, unless proven real, yaaaawn. There’ll be another next week.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 16:19

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How do you park a Lotus on the street and not get vandalized? I mean it’s not exactly an inconspicuous Honda Fit.


Kinja'd!!! TDogg > Svend
06/27/2016 at 17:39

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Generally, but not exclusively.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 17:42

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“I don’t know which girl did this” makes it seem like an obvious prank. IRL you’d know. You’d definitely know. They wouldn’t let you not know.


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06/27/2016 at 17:45

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Or the guy is just such a massive douche that he had to take a moment to stroke his ego, especially when others might be making fun o of him.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nerd-Vol
06/27/2016 at 17:47

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I’m sure you could buff that off without doing much damage to the clear. And even if stripping the clear was Needed, it’s not like it needs a whole new paint job. Slight wet sanding an applying a new layer or two of clear could take car of it.

But I'm not a professional painter. Just speculation.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Svend
06/27/2016 at 17:59

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I was thinking that a guy cheated on his bf with a woman.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 18:00

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Sand it all off. Paint is too heavy. Lotuslyfe.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 18:06

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really fake


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Berang
06/27/2016 at 18:28

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Yeah, I’m leaning towards he did it himself. I hope he truly fucked up his paint.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Svend
06/27/2016 at 18:36

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Sometimes, people just call you dumb shit because they can't think of anything else to say.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 18:38

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They seem like a douche-bro from the instagram account too.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > sonicgabe
06/27/2016 at 18:41

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Sometimes I think it’s dumb shits that call you dumb shit because they know nothing else than dumb shit.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Svend
06/27/2016 at 19:45

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Exactly.